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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

I’m straight & I hate these ads. Fuck the way they are selling bodies to sell products.

freshprinceofbeleriand:

fun prank idea: invite your best friend to a party and surprise him by having your other friends stab him 23 times

Raise your words, not voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.

- Rumi  (via yudoku)

(Source: merulae)

I’ve only ever been able to hate people
with the same passion with which
I once loved them

- Fortesa Latifi - If I Hate You Now, I Loved You Once (via madgirlf)

(Source: fassbander)

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

- Bob Marley (via psych-facts)

Mar 3
  • Me: Hi, I can't come in today. I'm bleeding profusely from my genitals.
  • The World: Oh my god! Oh my god!! Did you call an ambulance? Are you going to be okay? Holy shit! Are you okay?
  • The World: Wait...
  • The World: Do you have a uterus and a vagina?
  • Me: Yes....
  • The World: Then get your lazy, whiny ass in here to work, you slacker. Man up, for Pete's sake! Jeez, what a wimp!

kaslytherine:

themagiciansdreams:

Their reactions made my life complete. 

AMANDA

(Source: morgrana)

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


They should name the band “airport shake down”

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

They should name the band “airport shake down”

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld)

madmadsmadly:

i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model

(Source: xxkenziex)